the noxious perfume trail pervades....

I feel as if I am battling... and losing...

Here it is... I HATE PERFUME... in fact, I am highly allergic to most perfumes. Thus, I HATE THOSE WHO WEAR PERFUME.

To the lady (I use this term loosely) who ruined my lunch yesterday because of her uber powerful, horrendously smelling perfume, YOU SUCK!

I really don't understand why people wear it. If a person washes his/her body and wears deodorant, perfume really isn't necessary. Why do people insist on having others smell them as they pass by? I am not sure what it says to everyone else, but to me a heavy perfume wearer is likely to be hygienically challenged. Wasn't that why it was created anyway? Like way back in the day, people didn't wash or brush their teeth, so they used perfume to cover up the the ever-present people funk...

If you are reading this and you take offense to my opinion, I don't really care. Try breathing something that makes your eyes and throat burn and swell, and sometimes causes you to get rashes; then I believe that you have the right to defend the use of something that is harmful to others.

By the way, my hatred also includes smokers. YOU STINK, deal with it or quit (I prefer the latter, but I don't think you really care what I prefer.)

I am also having an issue with perfume/cologne at work. One of the NASCAR lovers like to spray his AXE cologne to cover up his regular expulsion of gas. I actually prefer his gas, as it does not cause me to need medication... just an occasional gag.